"It was just a baby,' said the man Jack. 'I was just passing, when I heard a baby cry, and I looked through
the gates and I saw him. Well, what would anyone do?'
'I applaud your public-spiritedness', said the stranger.' (c)
P.S. Давно мне не попадалось что-то настолько интересного, остроумного, в моем стиле...